Last year, members of the SoloAtlanta Region attempted to kidnap the Texas Spokes Ronald McDonald but their attempt was expertly thwarted before any aggregious (throwing out 50-cent words trying to sound smart and stuff) crimes were committed. The only bad thing that happened was an affliction of temporary blindness when some Spokes members saw some junk. Not everyone saw the junk, though, since there was not a lot of junk to see.
This year, two people -- not members of the (dirty) South region -- kidnapped Ronald and placed it in the Atlanta Region's compound in an attempt to frame those members.
Accusations, as well as a bicycle, were thrown. An alleged conspirator was identified and punished, but it turned out he was nothing more than a patsy.
Two weeks later, it has been revealed that the perpetrators were caught on a security camera committing the crime:
The wrongly accused conspirator (aka, patsy) launched his own investigation. soloLOL has obtained pictures of the primary pieces of evidence, Exhibit A (the shoes) and Exhibit B (the jacket with the silver reflective material) that positively identify one of the actual conspirators:
A SoloAtlanta spokesperson said, "Atlanta and Spokes only have 350 days or so to determine his fate. Surely that is enough time to come up with something suitable."
This year, two people -- not members of the (dirty) South region -- kidnapped Ronald and placed it in the Atlanta Region's compound in an attempt to frame those members.
Accusations, as well as a bicycle, were thrown. An alleged conspirator was identified and punished, but it turned out he was nothing more than a patsy.
Two weeks later, it has been revealed that the perpetrators were caught on a security camera committing the crime:
The wrongly accused conspirator (aka, patsy) launched his own investigation. soloLOL has obtained pictures of the primary pieces of evidence, Exhibit A (the shoes) and Exhibit B (the jacket with the silver reflective material) that positively identify one of the actual conspirators:
A SoloAtlanta spokesperson said, "Atlanta and Spokes only have 350 days or so to determine his fate. Surely that is enough time to come up with something suitable."
It's like, CSI: SCCA Nationals. This saga just keeps on going...and going...and going...
ReplyDeleteAggregious...? That must be a lot more than a 50 cent word because I've never heard of it before. Were there any egregious crimes committed?
ReplyDeleteGeek check.
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