One last look from the Solo Nationals

I didn't think this could happen in an ESP Death Mobile.

Now that's tricycling

Squirrel needs food

soloLOL spies find Ian Baker in Washington, D.C. Poor BK workers never knew what hit them.

2010 PAX/RTP released

The 2010 Racers Theoretical Performance numbers have been released.

In other news, the sun is threatening to rise again tomorrow.

Pat

P.S. Still waiting for my trophy for theoretically beating Junior Johnson at a local autocross earlier this year. Oh that's right, since we weren't in the same class, it means JACK SQUAT if I beat him on PAX. Unless he's reading this. Then, ha ha, you got beat by a habitual mid-pack autocrosser driving an under prepared FSP car! You suck! And your jackets make you look funny, too!

Ferrari in-car from VIR

The benefits of having a paddle shifter. I never had the balls to do air drums while going through the uphill esses whether in the 5-speed SE-R or the automagic truck:

In Soviet Russia, cone hits you

A sample from around the 1:09 mark:

It's all fun and games until you end up on YouTube

Last year, members of the SoloAtlanta Region attempted to kidnap the Texas Spokes Ronald McDonald but their attempt was expertly thwarted before any aggregious (throwing out 50-cent words trying to sound smart and stuff) crimes were committed. The only bad thing that happened was an affliction of temporary blindness when some Spokes members saw some junk. Not everyone saw the junk, though, since there was not a lot of junk to see.


This year, two people -- not members of the (dirty) South region -- kidnapped Ronald and placed it in the Atlanta Region's compound in an attempt to frame those members.




Accusations, as well as a bicycle, were thrown. An alleged conspirator was identified and punished, but it turned out he was nothing more than a patsy.

Two weeks later, it has been revealed that the perpetrators were caught on a security camera committing the crime:



The wrongly accused conspirator (aka, patsy) launched his own investigation. soloLOL has obtained pictures of the primary pieces of evidence, Exhibit A (the shoes) and Exhibit B (the jacket with the silver reflective material) that positively identify one of the actual conspirators:



A SoloAtlanta spokesperson said, "Atlanta and Spokes only have 350 days or so to determine his fate. Surely that is enough time to come up with something suitable."

Lost

Thanks Karen!

Postcard from Lincoln

Apparently, in addition to four square, there was a bike-toss competition in the SoloAtlanta compound. But only one competitor showed up.

Everyone likes a happy Sprite

(Photo by Paul Magee)