Spring has been sprung


Anthromorphic car parts?!

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  1. How long before course workers have to start wearing FIA Spec helmets?

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  2. Those don't do very well against flying springs either.

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  3. Press Release:
    Dynamic speed angle sensing springs - DS-ASS
    Newly developed from Campbell Engineering in Columbus, Ohio

    How It Works:
    As a car enterers a corner the appropriate rear spring is released causing the car to lean into the corner increasing lateral g's , traction to that wheel, and the ability to accelerate out of a specific corner with more velocity. This technology is still in development here in the U.S. but shows promise. The pioneering development was initially started somewhere in Russia years ago but development stopped there due to financial constraints at Shchipkov Industries. More to follow......

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  4. Press Release #2 (by Eric Campbell):
    BMW E30 Accessory – Speed Sensing Weight Loss Procedure S.S.W.L.P. – Available at backyard BMW garages only

    Step 1: Install big phat sticky tires
    Step 2: Have a co-driver from Ohio that learned how to drive from the show Dukes of Hazard.
    Step 3: Enjoy S.S.W.L.P.

    Note: May not be Solo rules legal.
    Too bad Porsche didn’t think of that.

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